38/365 – You’ll shoot your eye out.

Originally uploaded by Micah Taylor

Well you will. But you’ll fabricate a lie about an icicle. A poor innocent icicle that never did a thing to you. It’s not the icicles fault that gravity forms harmless water into a frozen instrument of destruction. But you have no sympathy, only lies to cover you self interest.

Go cry to your mommy and enjoy that Christmas turkey. But don’t be surprised if something should happen to that turkey … I’m just sayin’.